Baby at the ZOO

There was a baby at the zoo.
He loved the tigers too.

The baby was walking when he came to a stop.
There was a Kangaroo singing pop.

The baby then started to dance.
Until he pulled down his pants.

Everyone stared, but the baby didn't care.
Because he didn't have any hair.

He found his parents, and jumped into the stroller.
But then it suddenly got colder.

The baby tried to remember what he did.
He threw his pants in the trash bin.

He still coulden't find his pants.
But he still remembered how he danced.
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The Baby Said

The baby said this, the baby said that.
The baby said this while wearing a top hat.

He said this, and this too!
He said this when he sung the blues.

He thought he was Elvis, but little did he know
That his hair was a wig, that was just for show.

But then he got older, and started to say more.
He even learned how to open the door.

The baby started drinking out of a cup.
But all of a sudden, he blew up.
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Baby On Strike!

There was a baby who's name was Ted
He wanted to protest and not go to bed.

So he got his other baby friends.
And marched around the world, to no ends.

They had there little signs, and blankets too.
The had to sleep sometime they knew.

But not now because theres no way.
That the babies will sleep without pay.

So the parents began to pay.
The babies day, by day.

Then one baby said into the mic.
We are no longer on strike!
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Baby Pan

There once was a baby named Stan
Who was hit on the head with a pan

He was always in a mob
And boy was he a slob because he was hit with corn on the cob.

His dog was named Dan
and he too was hit with a pan.

The both got hurt.
And got a new shirt.
But then accidentaly wore a skirt.