Shut Up Baby

There is a baby that won't shut up.
So I gave him his sippy cup.

He cried and cried and cried some more.
I hit him in the face with a soccer ball and yelled "Score!!!"

But then he got mad and hit me in the face
And then his belly ran out of space.

He threw up all over my clothes.
Why he did it? Nobody knows.

I spanked him and sent him up to his room.
He came out and smacked me with a broom.

Written By: Alex