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asn910 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:31:45 CDT

!!!!!!MEGA ALERT!!!!!!

No one goes on this site anymore so I am shutting it down and making a new site!

Whole Miniclip Arcade

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Linkin Park Music

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Music

asn910 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:17:35 CDT

Linkin Park Songs

Three Days Grace Songs

Three Days Grace

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Arcade Page: 2

asn910 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:44:29 CST

Snow Line

Save The Sherrif

Presidential Paintball

3 Foot Ninja

3 Foot Ninja II

Bug On A Wire

Bug On A Wire

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3 Foot Ninja II

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3 Foot Ninja

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Presidential Paintball

asn910 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:40:51 CST

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Save The Sherrif

asn910 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:09:50 CST

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Snow Line

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Jokes

asn910 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:59:52 CST

Blonde Jokes!

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence
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There was a blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a cornfield. A blonde driving by, saw this and got angry. She pulled over, got out of her car, went to the edge of the cornfield and said "It's blondes like you that give us other blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd go out there and slap you!
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There was a blonde in front of a store who saw a T.V she wanted to buy. She went in and asked the clerk how much the T.V costs. The clerk said that he dosen't serve blondes. So the blonde goes home and dies her hair brunette. She goes back and asks the same clerk if she can have the T.V. Again, he says he dosen't serve blondes. Angry, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red. She goes back again and asks a different clerk if she can have the T.V. He too says that he dosen't serve blondes. Angry, the blonde asks " How do you know I'm a blonde."
The clerk says " Because thats not a T.V. It's a microwave.
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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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Dirtbike 3

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A.L.I.A.S. 2

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A.L.I.A.S.

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18 Wheeler

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Close Combat

asn910 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:36:27 CST

TO PLAY THIS GAME, YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN SEARCH IT AT FREEONLIINEGAMES.COM!!!!!!!

BMX Pro Style

asn910 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:47:01 CST

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Dare Devil

asn910 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:23:48 CST

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Arcade Page: 2

Bug On A Wire

3 Foot Ninja II

3 Foot Ninja

Presidential Paintball

Save The Sherrif

Snow Line

Jokes

Dirtbike 3

A.L.I.A.S. 2

A.L.I.A.S.

18 Wheeler

Close Combat

BMX Pro Style

Dare Devil